Erhhh… I’m Batmong… ermm, and I’m here to… ruin your day? Yeah, ruin your day… 'cause like, we're all way too serious in this crypto thing, ermmm."
Erhh… so, like… in a world where everyone's tryna moon and stuff, Batmong’s like… the hero we don’t need, but… errr, the one you got anyway. Forget, ermmm… the charts and, erhh… the hype. Just, like… embrace the dumb, ‘cause ermm… sometimes you gotta laugh while your portfolio, ermm… crashes and burns.
I guess… it’s time to stop saving the day… erhh, and start ruining it… with Batmong. Or whatever.
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Erhh… Get Listed on CoinGecko
Because, like… you gotta start somewhere, right? Ermm.
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Become a Professional Reply Mong on X
Erhh… spam those threads, drop some dumb replies, and confuse everyone. That’s how you get noticed, right?
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Mong Out in X Spaces
Ermm… jump into X Spaces, talk absolute nonsense, and, erhh, make people question their life choices.
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Erhh… Get Some Mong Callers In
Find some mong callers to, erm… shill this thing like they don’t know better. Get the degen army going.
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CoinMarketCap Listing
'Cause, erhh… it’s a big deal or something? Yeah… sure, let’s do it.
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List on, erm… Uniswap
It’s like… the place to dump tokens, so why not?
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Gate.io Listing
Ermm… people still use this, right? Yeah, let’s list there.
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Mexc Listing
Get on Mexc, mong it up, and let the dumping begin… erhh, I mean, the pumping.
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Erhh… Maybe Hit KuCoin?
Yeah… that’s, like… next level. We’re really doing this, aren’t we?
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Binance Listing… Wait, What?!
Erm… if we actually get here, then Batmong’s really gone full degen.